Hire Me, Fuck Me, Give Me a Raise!

Hire Me, Fuck Me, Give Me a Raise! Manage a cheeky fast-food restaurant in this casual simulation. Hire diverse employees, handle workplace drama, choose story paths, and fight rival diners to dominate the area.

Hire Me, Fuck Me, Give Me a Raise!

Hire Me, Fuck Me, Give Me a Raise! is a casual management simulation in which you run a busy fast-food restaurant and hire a growing roster of flirtatious employees to draw in customers. Along the way, you’ll meet a variety of story moments that require choices—pick wisely to win employee approval, outmaneuver rival restaurants, and eventually take over as the only fast-food spot in the area.

As the owner, you can enjoy time with your staff at any moment. The game includes intimate interaction, unlockable animations, and plenty of scenes as you work toward total dominance of your crew.

Key Features

Hiring & Relationships

• Recruit a range of characters, each with their own personality and storyline.
• Keep the workplace running while also handling personal needs—do you focus on profits, or something else?

Restaurant Workflow

• Assign tasks such as cashier or cook.
• Expect distractions: ignore staff morale and they may push back, while caring for them can lead to a more NSFW style of productivity.

Use Your Authority

• Unlock steamy interactions, from “back room” get-togethers to after-hours favors.
• Be careful with overreach—employees can quit or sabotage your franchise.

Mia’s Hidden Route

• Unlock the elusive Mia by exploring a concealed area on the map (no cheats required).
• Learn her background through cryptic hints and risky choices.
• Work through a heated rivalry involving a secret enemy fast-food restaurant.

Customization Options

• Dress your team in 15+ outfits, from traditional uniforms to more daring looks.
• New clothing can change dialogue options and unlock additional scenes.

Full-Screen Immersion

• Improved UI and widescreen support help you see everything clearly during hectic shifts and intimate sequences.
• Designed so you won’t miss the “important” details.

What Players Say

• Some players call it the best White Honey game, praising the progression, clear objectives, and an intuitive gameplay loop.
• Others mention it takes little storage and can be completed in a few hours, with multiple animated NSFW scenes and variations.
• Many appreciate the variety of girls and the overall story, even if it includes some repetition.
• Several comments highlight that it offers enough H-scenes and customization, but note the game may feel fast or too easy (for example, finished in around 30 minutes).
• Common feedback includes music feeling repetitive, and a limitation where each restaurant’s staff cap is 3, requiring daily swapping to use hired characters effectively.
• Some players report UI/stat issues, such as “stats +/-” text messages not matching the actual stats.
• Players also hope for future updates with more employees, since the current content is described as quiet and quick to play through.

Game Summary

A management + dating NSFW fast-food simulation. You manage a burger restaurant, hire hot employees to work the shift, and—since you’re the boss—get to interact with your sexy staff and enjoy the game’s intimate scenes while you expand your influence.