Clown Squad

Clown Squad Clown Squad is a story-driven adult game in a superhero-filled world. Play as Minecraft, a would-be hero cursed with useless powers, solve problems, face moral choices, and evolve your destiny.

Clown Squad

Clown Squad is a story-focused adult game set in a world packed with people who have supernatural powers. You step into the role of Minecraft, a man who dreams of becoming a hero and saving the world—except fate has saddled him with abilities that are, frankly, useless. To chase his dream, you’ll rely on your wits to help others, meet a wide range of characters, and work through different problems and personal troubles.

As you gain people’s trust, you’ll also be shaping the course of both your life and theirs. The game is actively updated, with new characters, story chapters, and H-scenes

Story

Heroes—everyone knows the word, and most people, at least once, have wished they could become one.

Some wanted to protect others, some chased fame, and some… just needed proof that they mattered.

This is the tale of a man who wanted to stand among real heroes. But fate delivered a cruel joke: he received the most self-defeating, pointless ability imaginable.

He’s a clown who can’t lie. Is that even a power? It’s more of a punishment.

In a world where flying isn’t impressive anymore—and where people can lift houses with one hand are practically everywhere—a clown looks ridiculous standing next to them.

And yet… maybe he didn’t come with raw strength, fire, or lightning.

What he had instead was persistence, hard work, and a sharp mind.

Now you’re about to follow the story of a clown who pushes back against the entire world—trying to prove that his fate is his to decide, not something assigned to him by someone else.

Features

Character Development

• Watch the protagonist’s journey—from a cynical performer to someone forced to decide whether to accept their truth-telling nature or find a way to undermine it.

Moral Dilemmas

• Deal with situations where honesty can hurt others or spark conflict, while lying isn’t possible—meaning the “kindest” choice may still be the hardest.

World Building

• Learn about a society that actively punishes honesty and rewards deception, offering a thought-provoking take on truth in modern life.

Inability to Lie Mechanic

• Your protagonist’s condition creates distinctive gameplay challenges. You’ll need alternative approaches to handle goals that usually require deception, exaggeration, or misdirection.

Comedy Performance System

• Try to deliver comedy routines while you’re forced to tell the truth—leading to awkward, funny moments that underline how absurd the world can be.

Multiple Endings

• Your decisions affect whether you eventually break under the pressure of being honest in a dishonest world—or whether you manage to challenge and change the values around you.

Changelog

Greetings, my dear friends!

As always, I’ve decided—out of the blue—to move the release date earlier. Why not?

Now for the important part: this game isn’t for everyone. And that’s totally okay.

If you enjoy silly jokes, surreal storytelling, and something that’s simple, light, and easy to read, then this project is built for you. The one key requirement is self-irony.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may want to skip this one. That should make things clear.

What is this project, and will there be more releases?

This is a full project released alongside Astreon. More specifically: after every few Astreon updates, you’ll also get a release for Clown.

What happens to Astreon, and how often will updates come out?

It depends on several factors, but you likely won’t have to wait more than two months after the public release of one of the games.

And lastly: don’t forget to leave a review—if you think the game deserves it. It helps the game get seen.

That’s everything for now.

Love you all. Hugs. See you soon!

— NoGlory

P.S. Hope you enjoy the game.

Player Comments

• “One of a kind masterpiece. The animation is top tier, the story is 10/10, and the mysterious element is also really good. The music is amazing—even if it’s AI (not sure). The LI character is great too. Can’t wait for more updates. For me, it definitely deserves 5/5.”
• “The strangest novel I’ve seen on this site. It doesn’t resemble anything else here, and it’s not sexy or porn. The MC is tragic and overly sensitive, supported by loving women—sound familiar? Exactly, not at all. At one moment, a beautiful woman offers him sex and he refuses. The women are stronger than him and he can’t even run to safety. Meanwhile, the clown leaves all the women flustered while preparing for his exam to enter hero college. I loved it.”
• “Clown Squad has you play a man with deep trauma who’s labeled a failure in most aspects. It’s not really explained much, but in this world people have superpowers—and the MC seems to have gotten the short end of the stick with his ability.”