Thicc Problems

Thicc Problems Thicc Problems is a casual neo-noir sci-fi game where Claude follows Mariene into the police force, facing aliens, rogue cops, and hard moral choices that reshape the romance.

Thicc Problems

In Thicc Problems, you’ll follow the quirky romance between Claude and his landlady, Mariene. After Mariene joins the police force, the story pulls you into tense encounters with dangerous people—and a surprising number of aliens—forcing you to respond, negotiate, and sometimes fight your way through escalating trouble.

Your progress is shaped by the choices you make. Those decisions can steer the plot in different directions, help you form lasting connections with a cast of characters, and trigger various H-scene moments. The game is still in development and continues to receive updates, with plans to add new characters and additional storylines to raise the excitement even further.

Key Features

Layered Characters

• Mariene’s inner conflict drives the core of the game, as she tries to balance the memory of her missing husband with her new responsibilities.



• Supporting characters add texture—from rogue cops to alien diplomats who may hide their true intentions.

Neo-Noir Sci-Fi Setting

• A gritty city atmosphere collides with cosmic weirdness.
• Alien tech can infiltrate police systems, including police databases.
• Cults operating with ties to mysterious off-world entities add extra threat and intrigue.

Moral Ambiguity

• Many of your dilemmas are shaped by Mariene’s past.
• Her pursuit of justice often clashes with loyalty to her absent husband.
• You’ll face hard decisions between protocol and survival.

Intergalactic Politics

• Meet species such as the telepathic Voryn and the biomechanical Kryll.
• Each group has its own agenda, which can blur alliances and turn every mission into a high-stakes power struggle.

Genre Hybridity

• The game blends police-procedural realism with science-fiction action.
• Cases can involve surreal interdimensional elements.
• Expect to switch tactics between dialogue-focused puzzles and dangerous chase sequences.

What to Expect

Immersive Story Flow

You’ll experience a story centered on Mariene—an determined woman pushed into unfamiliar and dangerous situations. As you move through a world full of risky men and unusual alien groups, Mariene confronts her past while trying to protect what she calls home.

Varied Characters and Species

Throughout the game, you’ll meet a wide range of people and intergalactic beings. Talking with them, uncovering their backgrounds, and learning how they fit into the larger universe is a major part of the experience.

Puzzle Challenges

Scattered across the game are puzzles designed to test your critical thinking and problem-solving. Solving them provides a satisfying sense of progress and accomplishment.

Distinct Gameplay Mechanics

Beyond story choices, the game includes custom mechanics that add depth—such as managing resources and navigating difficult decisions. To keep moving forward, you’ll need to adapt your strategy to changing situations.

Helpful Tips

Pay attention to details

To solve cases efficiently, look closely at what’s presented. Investigate thoroughly, track down clues, and use the information you’re given to make better decisions.

Think strategically

Because missions can be challenging, plan ahead. Compare options, judge risks, and choose actions that improve your odds of success.

Build relationships

Interacting with characters can unlock useful insights and resources. Talk to NPCs, complete side quests, and make choices that strengthen your bonds with others.

Player Feedback (Selected)

• “We’re still early in the game and haven’t seen everything happen yet, but I already like the story. This could turn out really well.”
• “Great new VN. Lots of thick female characters—humans, plus orcs and aliens too. Looks like there will be more. There’s a focus on NTR, with options for lighter NTR for those who prefer it. Since it’s early, I assume the lighter routes won’t have much content yet.”
• “English isn’t perfect, but it’s clear enough to understand what’s going on. I’m looking forward to more releases.”
• “No explicit sexual content yet—lots of buildup and exposition without much payoff. Also, why are there several separate story lines? That could mean it takes far longer to reach real content. Right now it feels like an hour introducing each character, but none of them are actually ready to go further.”
• “If updates keep going at this pace, with multiple characters, it might take several updates before anything truly qualifies as porn. With this many characters and timing like this, it could be a long wait.”